Another Current Events Limerick

Ol' Kim Jong-il of Korea
Couldn't stand to see anyone freer.
He tapped on his cranium
Enriched some uranium
Pressed a button and said "I'll see ya!"

By Gortimer

A Current Events Limerick

"These new measures make us safe" that's just bunk.
It's just a fantasy for some perverted lunk.
Whether a fully nude scan,
Or the palm of a hand,
If you fly someone must check your junk.
by Gortimer

The LawDog Files: Meditations on a father's duty

The LawDog Files: Meditations on a father's duty

Great article from another blogger member on the current draconian TSA practices.

TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers' Pants

Ron Paul Responds to TSA: Introduces 'American Traveler Dignity Act'

Don't Touch My Junk Bro! - Interview With John Tyner

Remember the kid who had an American flag on his bike and was told he had to remove it?

The administration sited 'safety reasons' but what was under reported was that the hispanic students didn't like it.  Is every hispanic kid in that school from a foreign country?  Political correctness gone awry.  Again.

The TSA's New Logo

Cyanide & Happines, my new favorite comic strip

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

The Wisdom Of Reagan

"Our Government has no power except that granted by the people. It is time to check and reverse the growth of government, which shows signs of having grown beyond the consent of the governed.

It is my intention to curb the size and influence of the federal establishment and to demand recognition of the distinction between the powers granted to the federal government and those reserved to the states or to the people. All of us need to be reminded that the federal government did not create the states. The states created the federal government."

Reagan’s First Inaugural Address – Jan 20, 1981

(via The Gay Patriot)

Dennis Miller on the Tonight Show

A little stand up first with a very sincere thank you to our troops.

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Followed by a sit down with Jay Leno discussing the midterm election an how bat-shit crazy Nancy Pelosi is.

I Broke My Gun :(

I have a SMith & Wesson M&P40 with a few thousands rounds through it and it has become my goto gun and even my duty weapon for the Rangers.  I wasn't too happy with the trigger so I installed an Apex Tactical DCAEK (ie. trigger job).  This has been one of the best things I have done to gun!  Having faith in Apex's parts I installed their RAM (Reset Assist Mechanism) and they have another winner with their product.  My reset is loud and I'm actually able to feel it when I dry fire the gun.  Well my happiness didn't last long...  As I was running through some dry fire drills I noticed a little piece of metal fall out my M&P when I racked the slide back.  Not.  Cool.  It turns out it was the back end of the striker where it engages the sear.

Now being the broke ass that I am I have to find the part, order and hope I can install it myself.

Veterans Day (Reveille)

This is beautiful and as macho as I think I am, I admit I got a little misty eyed watching it. To all Veterans past, present and future; thank you.

White Conservative America Your Time Is Limited!

Allen West, Marco Rubio, Tim Scott, Suzanna Martinez and Nikki Haley; All people of color and all conservative. White Guilt anybody?

Yup “racist” Tea Party created the most diverse GOP Evaah!

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Conservatives vs. Libertarians in Tea Party

Mike Huckabee takes on the Libertarian viewpoints on drugs, taxes, and tea.

From The Inbox™: This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this;

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about   
achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:   

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z   



is represented as:   

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.   





Then:   



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K   

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and   





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E   

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%   





But,   



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E   

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,   




B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T   

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%   





AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G   


1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%   





So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Obama's security dog named "Khan," Muslims outraged, issue threats, demand apology

(via Jihad Watch)

"To name a dog a Muslim name by US security agencies is to deliberately incite the Muslim community." So if Islamic supremacist idiots start rioting and killing people over this, it will be America's fault, you see. "Obama's security dog named 'Khan': Muslims irked," from Rediff, November 5 (thanks to all who sent this in):

Muslims in Mumbai are up in arms against a United States military sniffer dog allegedly with name tag of 'Khan' that has landed in the city as part of President Barack Obama security arrangements.

On Tuesday, the German Shepherd arrived in the Mumbai airport from a Hercules C130 transport plane. The German Shepherd allegedly had a tag around its neck which read 'MWD Khan.' MWD stands for Military Working Dog. Khan is alleged to be the name of the dog.

Angry Muslims in the city and the state are threatening to protest this 'insult' to the community.

The issue became a rage when a tabloid had reported the incident and quoted veteran actor Raza Murad objecting to the dog being named 'Khan.'

Though noted lyricist Javed Akhtar had been quoted to ignore the issue and focus on welcoming the VIP guest.

Maharashtra Samajwadi Party leader MLA Abu Asim Azmi also threatened to undertake a protest. He said that the US deliberately wants to incite the Muslims through such acts and the party would stage a protest on the issue.

Prominent Muslim religious heads have expressed anger and dismay on the information of a US dog being named 'Khan.' Maulana Syed Athar Ali said that it is a known fact that Muslims detest pigs and dogs.

Except when they angrily accuse non-Muslims who point this out of being "Islamophobes," so as to confuse the kuffar further.

"To name a dog a Muslim name by US security agencies is to deliberately incite the Muslim community. We would be meeting soon and devise a strategy to protest and seek apology from the US," said Maulana Athar Ali.

And I am sure one will be forthcoming.

SIG556 to be chambered in 7.62x39mm: SIG762?

(via The Firearm Blog)

Sig Sauer Guns have confirmation that the SIG556 (the civilian SIG550) will be made available chambered in 7.62x39mm and will be able to use standard AK-47 magazines.

We just received a phone call from our contact at Sig and Sig Sauer is producing a SIG 556 chambered in 7.62×39. This new SIG556 will have a AK-47 bolt and it will support standard AK-47 magazines. Apparently these new models are in production and will be shipping from the factory in roughly four to six weeks.

40 Years of Dem Dominance? James Carville's Poor Prediction

Can you get anymore wrong?

Boehner Remarks at Election Night Results Watch

Best wishes John! And remember, the American people will be holding you to this!

Election Night Madness

Ho-Le crap am I tired.  I stayed up almost four hours longer than normal to watch the election coverage.  While I can't say that I'm all that surprised, I am very happy with the outcome.  Hopefully Republicans will wake up and realize that the path that they have been on as a party is the wrong one and all of these newly elected (and apparently re-elected back in) will get their shit together and run the party like it's supposed too.  Time will tell and, of course, I will be keeping a watchful eye on it.

I'm having trouble stringing a sentence together and my bed is comfy...  Nap time.

America to the Democrats

Biggest excuse why democrats lose tomorrow

“We just weren’t able to get the non-citizen vote established in time.”

Tsk, tsk. I thought liberals were supposed to be tolerant and Politically Correct? Oh right, the double standard again.

Billy Jack In Action

One of moviedom's most famous scenes. If you're not familiar with it, you're just not cool.

That's What I Get For Not Paying Attention

I went and screwed my Twitter account.  Long story but my user name is now @f_hart and no longer @fxhart. The @fxhart name has been lost to the Twitter gods.

Damn. I want one.

New Marlin 1895GBL

The full length magazine tube (6+1 capacity) sells it.

My Beautiful Desert

A Friendly Halloween Heads Up

Remember friends, if you see zombies walking around this Halloween they are probably just newly registered Democrats.

Arguing with Liberals in 140 Characters: The Rally for Sanity Edition

Me:

RT @newsbusters: Possibly the best example of tolerance at the #rally4sanity today. http://twitpic.com/32awfy

TheGameOfLife:
It was because nothing happened unlike the signs at beck&palin racist rally & the violence they actually carry out. FU #rally4sanity

Me:
Ahh, you're a 'Double Standard Liberal'. One of my favorite types.

TheGameOfLife:
Whatever your a racist tbagger full of shit and stupid.

Me:
Thank you for your kind and well thought out words sir!

TheGameOfLife:
YW I a liberal who doesn't mind taking on #stupid repugs toe-to-toe. We aren't the liberals you believe we are.

Me:
My apologies, _all_ liberals have a double standard. Attack away! And to help you, proper grammar is optional.

TheGameOfLife:
STFU this is tweeter you fool.

Me:
My apologies again, spelling shall be optional after all this is 'Twitter'.

TheGameOfLife:
Gawd I'm glad you figured that out.

Me:
Thanks for the kind remark, I'm glad a 'racist tbagger full of shit and stupid' can figure it out with your bad grammar.

Me:
RT @TheGameOfLife: @fxhart Gawd I'm glad you figured that out. ME: Yay! I figured out a liberal! Oh wait...

Apparently he tried to reply to my Tweet but (not surprisingly) he screwed it up.

TheGameOfLife:
@stevestreza Oh no they didin@fxhart Stop trying to be so high and mighty #rally4sanity

Of course this didn't get sent directly to me because he mashed the words together

Me:
RT @TheGameOfLife (at)stevestreza Oh no they didin@fxhart Stop trying to be so high and mighty #rally4sanity Me: Do you own a spacebar?

Annndd I'm Back!

It seems I have to split up my social networking, blogs and whatnot. My Twitter account is for politics, my Tumblr blog is for pop culture and comic books and I'm Offended will be for my more non-politically correct stuff plus posting the attacks on me from my twitter account.

Bowing again...?

Recent photo of a little boy visiting the White House. He wanted to feel Obama’s hair because he wanted to know if the President’s hair felt just like his. Obama obliged. Priceless.

Good thing there was a caption or I would have thought he was showing this kid how to bow to foreign leaders.

I've moved

I'm over on the *ahem* competitions site now (on my own domain too).

www.ImOffended.org